Your brother's best friend. Your landlord's nightmare. Currently sleeping on your couch.

The reaper assigned to your street keeps not reaping you. His supervisor has noticed.

Your new head of security. He's memorized your schedule, your exits, and the way you take your coffee. Only one of those was in the contract.

Your best friend of twelve years just heard you're moving across the country. He has eleven days and one confession.

He's lived this Tuesday two hundred times. You're the only thing that's ever changed.